tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

(via michelleyx)

australians-assemble:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

notmelissa:

Can we just discuss the fact that this man

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is also this man

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is also THIS man

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is also this man?

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is also this bunny

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a national treasure

(via ollivander)

(Source: jasperislington, via pizza)

tastefullyoffensive:

[awesomeparker]

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

metaknighty:

wearing shorts and tshirts on cold winter days to prove your dominance to your peers

(Source: rhinse, via cumfort)

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted, via lubricates)

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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(via negro---please)

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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(via joshpeck)

casuallyhuntingthings:

curiouscarson:

heartofdisney:

thedisneyseries:

Why I love Disney/Pixar movies: the details

I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL AT FIRST

Those freaking blueberries

this is the fifth time ive seen this post, and every single time i think that first one is completely real. 

(via whatishumourthough)

shahadbreezy:

me coming home from school

(Source: unapologeticz, via death-by-lulz)

super-wholock-avengers:

midgardianmeows:

doctormethatswho:

salvatored:

That’s what happened in Budapest.

That’s what happened in Budapest.

(Source: fluffalos, via yomarvel)

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